The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

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Dubya Quotes	Redneck Home Improvement	Blonde Looking for a Job	Carefully Placed Periods
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Pickle Slicer	Heavenly HMO	Blonde in the Third Grade
Whistle While You Twurk	Exotic Male Dancer	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Little Johnny is Number One
Yo mama's...Kidnappers	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Yo mama's So Stupid	Womanly Secret
Blondes and Turtles	Lawyer vs. Water Fowl	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Yo mama's...Door
Yo mama so dirty...	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Pitching a Tent
Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	Blonde - Contractor	How To Get A Raise	Gay on Airplane
You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's...ugly	Yo mama's so dumb... airport
Redneck Soccer	Gary Condit's Pants	350 Pounder?	B-Day Sex
Redneck Jedi II	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Vending Machine and Blonde
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's Like the Pilsbury Doughboy	Old People And Nastiness	Windows 666
Definition of Suspicious	Chicken Crossfire	Nouveau Riche Blonde	Al Gore's Piercings
Love Is Blindness	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...