The Fly

Why did the fly fall off the toilet?

It got pissed off.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Snowmen and Snowwomen	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Birdie Poem	Lightbulb <----> Law Professor
Shark Attack	Survivor for Alabamans	What a Gasser	Bush's Morning Run
George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Michael Jackson and Casper	The Blind Man and the Whore	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!
The Size of the Ranch	Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!	Redneck Yardwork	Yo mama's....Halloween
The Raffle	George W. Drowning	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Blonde Destroyer
Inventions	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	This is a poor joke	Eye Rub
Yo mama's so poor...	Nailing Osama	Redneck Disaster	Star Trek
Yo mama's... stupid	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	HMO Executive	How Smart is Zach?
What is red and green?	Work Blows	Redneck At The Restaurant	Hot 'n' Heavy
Sleepwalking Nun	Yo mama's So Hairy	Gay Irishmen	Redneck Honeymoon
Lightbulb... Arkansas	Yo mama's So Ugly	Two Old Ladies	Pickle Slicer
Clinton's Protection	Men With No Arms or Legs	Blonde...Passenger	Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife
Smoking Problems	We're Studying Hard