Al Gore's Piercings

Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?

He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Fat	5 presidents are on a plane	Your teeth are so busted...	Carefully Placed Periods
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...So Hairy	Bush's Morning Run	Hard Drive
Monster Mystery	Yo mama's So Poor	Gorilla Control	There is this old couple and they have been ...
How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Garden of Eden	Yo mama so short...	You Might Be A Redneck...Total
Be Careful With That Viagra	Yo mama's...Fat	Chores on the Farm	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...
Five Pounds of Fat	Air Mattress	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	A Giant Problem
Parakeet Cereal	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama... B#$%*	Redneck Shopper	Redneck College Grad	Mommy Almost Died
What a Gasser	Viva Las Vegas	I Guess That's Fair	Can't Take You Anywhere
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Cliff	Yo Mama Lipbia	Father and Son	Valentine Gift Test
What's The Difference, Yo?	Yo mama's...Forklift	Houston Schoolin'	Heavenly Reward
Shoot The Pig	Bob Dole	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	Count Chock Full of Nuts
Space Shuttle Redneck	Not Going To Try This Again