Yo mama's so short...

Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

I Nearly Pissed Myself	Blonde's Coat Hanger	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	The Shakes
The Quotable Marion Barry	Redneck on the Roof	Like Father Like Son	Paper Street
Seven Dwarves On A Bus	River Deep	Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans	Monica's First Look
Hang Man	Heaven and Hell	Yo Mama's So Poor	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
Lawyers Love Sushi!	P. Diddy on a Diet	Man Catches Crocodile	Yo mama's So Stupid
The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...	Dead Blonde in Closet	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's So Ugly	The Blonde and Boyz II Men	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Bartender
The Clever Lawyer	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Chin nuts	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Widows98	Respectfully Cheating	Monica At The UN	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Hard Drive	No Special Sauce?	Redneck Fly-swatter	Yo mama's so fat... chins
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline	Put It On Your Organ	A Daring New Position
Microsoft and a Halter Top	A Real WANGsta	Yo mama's So Stupid	Things Found Only in America
Joke for Limeys	Blank Willow