Yo mama's so short...

Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's DNA	Yo mama's So Fat	Things Found Only In America	The Engineer's Love Life
The President''s Puzzle	The Great Wiener Caper	The Vampire	Flour Patch
Christmas Bonus	THE DRUNK	Dogs Take Their Licks	Blonde on Blonde Jokes
Political Spelling Contest	Yo Mama's So Dirty	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Canni Ball!
A Vow of 'Celebracy'	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Ask The Doctor	Rock da House
Understanding Marketing	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Burying Osama	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel
A lady walks into her doctors office ...	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Clinton Stew	Redneck Grocrey
yo mama's hair...	Fast Food for Rednecks	Don't Say This During Sex	Thermos and Blonde
Double Wide	Smartass Record Shop	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits	Yo mama's So Fat
Rednecks' Teeth	Q & A...Shower	Liberal Jokes	Steroid Breast Stroke
Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	The Vampire	Yo mama's So Fat	No More Labor Pains
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shoeshine	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Blonde's Appendicitis	Really Bloody Mary
Full Speed Ahead	Pickled Bread