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Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law

 
A bank robber was running from the law. The police were on his tail and he had nowhere to go so he went into a church.

A priest started to talk to him and just as he was asking him why he stole the money the robber heard sirens. He shot the priest and moments later then the police shot the robber.

Somehow there was a mix up; the robber went to heaven and the priest went to hell.
Luckily, they found the mistake and when they were changing places, they both met in the middle.

The priest said to him, "I cant wait until I meet the Virgin Mary!"

The robber said, "She's not a virgin anymore."

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