Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo' mama so ugly, when you were born, her mom said she was a treasure. So her dad wanted to bury her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Eat Your Vegetables	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Better Luck Next Time	Yo mama's...Fat
You So Ugly	Yo mama's So Fat	Burnt Blonde Ears	Blonde Pooltable
Hard Drive	A Blonde with Earrings	Yum!	You Might Be A Redneck...Beer
A Real WANGsta	Human Resource Lingo	Rump Roastin'	Capitol Parrot
Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Baywatch	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Arkansas Scholars
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Understanding Marketing	Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Mama knows how to have fun
Confusing Blonde	First Class Blondie	In All the Land	Monica & The Rest Of Us
Take It Like A Man, Baby	Thank You For Flying With Us	Clinton on Tobacco	Scot Got Naught
Star Trek	Yo mama's So Ugly	Scags Who Blew Bill	Yo Mama's So Disgusting
Gonna Marry	Testing, Testing	Blonde and Blonder	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked
Redneck and Bugs	Louisiana Heritage	Yo mama's so stupid...	Chucky at the Movies
Hand me downs	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father	Doctor's Orders	Seriously, this has got to stop
Yo mama's So Stupid	Space Shuttle Redneck