Leper Stew

How do you make stew out of a leper?

Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Condit vs. Clinton	Blonde On a Ledge	Old Ladies and The Flasher
Yo Mama's So Hairy	Gorilla in Heat	A Brief Visit to the Doctor	The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary
Yo mama's So Fat	Reagan and Clinton	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	In a murder trial...
Yo Mama's so old... act	Darn Crazy Kids	It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...	Genie-wine
Yo mama's...Skinny	Where's the Blow Hole	Dog Days	Yo mama's So Old
Yo momma so stupid...	The Blind Man	Blonde's Vocabulary	Bill Gates' Hard Drive
Scags Who Blew Bill	Elephant and Prostitute	Redneck Name Tag	Valentine's Day Card Shopping
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Sex Over-Easy	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Coincidentally
Lawyer-Client Relations	Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Joining the Colony	Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson
Clinton's Bookmarks	Redneck...Bath	Ouch!	Big Boss Man
Arctic Hooker	Osama Bin Laden's Halloween Costume	Holy Water	Clinton Monument
Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Getting Weighed	Hollywood Lessons	Yo mama's So Poor
A Fashion Sense	Gay Man in Church