747 Full of Lawyers

Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saddam's Bumperstickers	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Braggadocio	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Is That You Coffin?	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Osama's Valentine	Guys vs. Girls
Keep Warm	Guns don't kill....	She's So Blonde... 60 Minutes	Cannibals
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	I've Got Shingles	Louisiana Tourist Attraction	Blonde in the Morning
Confucius...Sausage	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	World War III
The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Lesser Evils	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Saran Wrap
Democrat's Concession	Pickle Slicer	Peanut In Your Ear	Scratchy Lottery
Yo mama's So Fat... Skip	Watch Where You Step	The Gynecologist's Glasses	Forest Gump
Elementary, My Dear Jerkface	Yo mama's so dumb... menopause	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	Blonde Technology
Pump Kin	Act Of God	Lawyer vs. Hooker	Bufallo Billy
Blonde Makeup	Smart Bomb	Jack Off	Your mother is obese...
Yo mama's So Fat...Speed Bumps	You Stink So Bad	Instant-Win Airbags!	Princess Di and Thomas
Cartoon Animal Infidelity	Dog w/o Wheels