Microwave Cookery

Why'd they create the microwave?

So blondes could cook, too!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saddam's Bumperstickers	List of Short Books	Hail to the Moron	Elephant Tampon
Marriage Requirments	BlondeMotorWorks	High Sperm Count	Bartender
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Husbands' Performance	Lightbulb...Californians	I Hit Two of My Best Balls
Funny Business	Mary Lou has the Last Laugh	Redneck Ghost Story	Yo mama's So Poor
Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Women Pass Less Gas	Lesbian Harem
Five Minutes to Midnight	What do you call a prostitute's children?	Bed Football	Yo Mama's Halloween
Carpet	Flies Have Wings, Why?	Bad Day Blondie	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Clear Blue Easy	Ha, The Joke's On You	The Blonde & The Coke Machine
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	It's Open Lawyer Season!
WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	Bamming in 'Bama	Ark-N-Saw	Death Row in Women's Prison
Support Group for Yo Fat Mama	Redneck Teeth	What Do I Look Like?	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong
Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Bush's Morning Run	The Smartest Dog Ever	Houston Schoolin'
Yo mama's So Fat	In a murder trial...