Microwave Cookery

Why'd they create the microwave?

So blondes could cook, too!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Newlywed Game	Brace yourself	Adam and Eve	Peanut In Your Ear
Yo mama's so fat...	The Three Ugly Ducklings	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats
Yo mama's So Poor	Still Together	Abstinence	Jane's Addiction
Women vs. Dog Poop	Law School Graduation Gift	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	What do you call 88 rednecks...
An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	God Save The Dairy Queen	Poor Old Man	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	A Shave and a Shine	Elephantitis	Carefully Placed Periods
Hanging with Blondes	Yo mama's Teeth... Traffic	Redneck Fly-swatter	Yo mama's So Nasty
Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Bill Of No Rights	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	The Blonde and the Zipper
Blondes at Sea	World War III	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Old People And Nastiness
Blondes and cow patties	Redneck Death	Another Dumb Blonde	Elephant and Man
Door Hinge	Children and Cars	Pervert Psychiatrist	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Redneck Baby	Iranians	California Gay Whale	The Engineer and the Bike
Yo mama's so fat... monster truck	Fascinating