Ugly mama and a tail

Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something like her, I pinned a tail on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Books	Yo mama's So Old	Lab Monkeys	Go Fish
Jungle Fever	Made in Canada	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Potato in the Pants
Yo Mama's so fat... quarter	Curious Pickup Line	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	The Annual Check-Up
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Blonde Lightbulb	Yo Mama's So Greasy	The Archaeologist's Wife
American Divorce	100,000 Frenchman	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim	Windows 666
Yo Mama's Underwear	Holy Water + Castor Oil	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Elephant Tampon
Two hicks at a toy store	Yo Mama's so ugly... your dad	Morning at the White House	The Blonde and the Librarian
Confucius Say	Gross Siamese Tongue	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Computer Lingo
Redneck Home Improvement	And You're Not Even Drunk	Mountain Bike	Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk
Blonde E-Mail	Yo mama's...Skinny	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	You Might Be A Redneck
The Answer	Al Gore's Piercing	Slippery Doorknob	Biggest Pee Pee
Yo mama's So Stupid	An Honest Lawyer	Perfect Penis	Yo mama's...Ugly
You Might Be A Redneck If...	Paraplegic