Ugly mama and a tail

Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something like her, I pinned a tail on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Booger Wooger	Bush, Einstein and Picasso	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo Mama's So Small
Yo mama's so fat... walk around	Blonde and a Sock	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	You are a Redneck...
Pickle in the Pants	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Yo Mama's Halloween
Reagan and Clinton	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Yo mama's So Stinky
Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...	Yo mama's So Flat	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Blonde Loses Sweet Job
Ask The Doctor	Chair Man of the Board	Clinton's DNA	Yo mama's So Stupid
The Poopie List	I Had a Dream	Bush BM	If Ever You're Choking...
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	What is LXIX?	How do you drown a blonde?	Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Yo Mama Bald	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Soy Toy
Blonde and a Pig	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde in Grocery Store	Put It On Your Organ
You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	Yo Mama's so fat... broke	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Sign On The Brothel
Bad Case of the Stutters	Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	What Didja Learn?
Beans & Onions: Delicious	Plug it in, Plug it in