Ugly mama and a tail

Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something like her, I pinned a tail on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Crossing	Blonde Pillow Talk	What Are Politics?	Tenessee Football Player
President Clinton & the Pope	Osama's Valentine	Blonde Grenadier	Blonde and a Pig
The Dough Boyz	Yo mama's...Fat	Racists and Lightbulbs	That's Meaty
Two fraternity brothers...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig	Burger King	A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...
The Blonde and the Worm	Autoblonde	Beer Translations	Chillin' Biddies
The Golden Fiddle	Yo Mama's Teeth...	Blonde Hits the Ground Last	Mechanical Sex
Please pass the mayo	You Might Be Tough	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Thermos and Blonde
Yo mama so dirty...	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Scratchy Lottery
Brunette Meets Genie	SAG Meeting	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	Carefully Placed Periods
Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Brain Cell	Yo Mama's so fat... broke
Saddam's Bumperstickers	Blonde and Genie	World War III	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde
Beep Beep	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	Bad Case of the Stutters
Redneck on the Radio	Bill Gates' Honeymoon