Sharper Than a Ginsu

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Things Found Only In America	Redneck... Fast Food	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	What a Gasser
The Day Owl and The Night Cat	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Yo mama's so Nasty	Yo mama's So Dumb
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Parrot-Prostitutes	Brown and Serve
Yo Mama's So Fat... Airport	Sheepish	Bush and Cheney Lunch	One hungry Bush...
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	None	Yo mama's So Fat	In-law vs Outlaw
Yo Mama's Animal Cookies	Blonde's Twinkle	The Raffle	Your teeth are so busted...
You Might Be A Redneck...	Yo Mama's So Fat...	10	Blondes and Buses
Blonde Shower	Lesbian Eskimo	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Clinton & A Screwdriver
She's So Blonde... Blood Test	SF Pregnancy Rate	Lepechaun at Augusta	Vampires in a Bar
Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Rump Roastin'	Clinton, Bush, and Washington...
Dr. Doctor	Redneck Job Interview	Yo mama's So Ugly	Redneck Grandma
Yo Mama Like a Stamp	The Housebroken Redneck	The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury	The Blonde and Her Melons
Yo Mama's So Fat... Yellow Raincoat	Yo mama's So Stupid