Cow with No Legs

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.
A: Ground Beef!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Topless Sunbather	There She Blows	Your teeth are so busted...	Two Things About a Blonde
Yo mama is so dumb...	Redneck Christmas Shopping	What Are Politics?	Blondes Strike Back
People Really Said These Things In Court	Two Things About a Blonde	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	What's Worse?
Shoot The Pig	Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Yo mama's so fat... first word	Dikfer
Adam and Eve, Surprised	Country Politics	Orgy at Never Neverland	Louisiana Heritage
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly	Sharks and Lawyers	Sex Relatively Speaking
Take It Like A Man, Baby	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Elevator Scene	Late AGAIN
Yo mama's...Stupid	Respectfully Cheating	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Cris Cross
Pothead Shopper	The Blondes and the Rocking Party	What Do I Look Like?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's
We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Yo mama's so dumb... airport	The Invention of the Copper Wire	Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding
David Beckham Redux	Limbless Prostitute	Ouch!	Flower Flub-o-rama
Olllllld Lawyer	Fast Food for Rednecks	Captured Blonde	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet
Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Bed Football