If You Could!

"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef."

"If you could screw," replied the wife, "we could fire the driver."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Really Bloody Mary	There She Blows	Blonde On A Fence	Bubba Died in a Fire
The Wrinkled Nightgown	Bird it Through the Grapevine	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Biggest Pee Pee
First Cut is the Deepest	Capitalism for Dummies	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	Yo mama's So Fat... Married
Friendly Neighbors	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Southern University Psychology	Broomsticks
Clinton's DNA	Job Application	Blondes on a Rope	Yo Daddy Is So Bald
The Holy Water	Topless Fat Woman	Get yo fingers bit	Yo mama's So Stupid
The Blonde's Special Order	Yo mama's...Ugly	100,000 Frenchman	Morning at the White House
Blondes in a Frying Pan	Ark-N-Saw	Blonde Car Hijinx!	You Might Be A Redneck
Egyptian Pick-Up Line	A Daring New Position	Abstinence	Ancient Chinese Torture
Air Head on a Beer	Long Road Home	Monica and Bob Dole	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...
The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Yo mama's...Fat	Sin and Shame
Bzzzz	Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife	Redneck Birth Control... Cherrybomb	The Blond Date
One hungry mama	Yo Mama Road Sign