If You Could!

"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef."

"If you could screw," replied the wife, "we could fire the driver."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

I Nearly Pissed Myself	The Offspring	Yo mama's So Old	Let's Play War
Adult Swim	Redneck Haircut	Quickie	Kiss Me I'm Blonde
Sex Math 101	Wright, Right?	Political Spelling Contest	Oscar Meyer
Blonde Looking for a Job	Blonde on Fire	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Woman Says, Man Hears	747	Donkey and Onion
You Might Be Tough	Fascinating	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Blonde - Contractor
Yo mama's...Ugly	Viva Las Vegas	Air Head on a Beer	Blonde Road Crossing
Five Surgeons	100,000 Frenchman	Men and Women FAQ	A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY
Bubble Blowing Duckies	Horny Old Ladies	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Car Crash
Saddam's Bumperstickers	Yo mama is so dumb...	There were two blondes at the park...	Elephant...Cherry Tree
Little Johnny's Wish	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang
Redneck on the Radio	Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake	Blondes Making Kool-Aid	Dead Blonde in Closet
God Smiles on Blondes	You are a Redneck...