Ugly mama and a tail

Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something like her, I pinned a tail on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Millennium Kid	Redneck Bubblebath	Go To The LMV	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse
Speaking Women-ese	Who Let The Blondes Out?	Gore & Pantyhose	Say What Again?
Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	Government Tactics	Law School Graduation Gift	Jedi Nights
Yo mama's So Stupid	Thank You For Flying With Us	Five Minutes to Midnight	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Jerome is Dead!	The Quotable Marion Barry	Quotes About the French	Don't Step Out of the Car
Redneck Bubblebath	Sex and Air	Blonde and License Plates	Wedding Night
Yo mama's...Fat	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Attention-Seeking Redneck	Genie in a bottle
Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Circumcisional Evidence	Workplace Farting: Options Explored	Can't Take You Anywhere
Church	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Jumping Rope	Microwave Cookery
A little boy wrote to Santa ...	WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Yo mama's so ugly
Legless Poodle	The True Story	Dog Talk	Yo mama's So Stupid
Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Blondes and Cops	The Blonde ABC's	Lesbian Vampires
College Rules	Fart Glossary