What's Black?

Q: What's black and sits on the roof?

A: A paraplegic after a house fire.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Eternal Optimist	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Yo mama's So Stupid	Baby Mama
Call Me Back	Things Found Only In America	Marriage Requirments	KFC: Our Daily Chicken
Lawyers and God	Hot Air Balloon	Things Just Fallin' Off	String Theory
Six Feet Under The Sheets	Executive Decision	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys
Lawyers' Lucky Break	Punk 'n' Parrot	Yo mama's So Stinky	I Nearly Pissed Myself
Genie-wine	Mail Order Blonde	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Redneck Meets Bill Gates
WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	Lady At the Bar	Three Dumb Hunters	Confusing Blonde
Little Johnny is Number One	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	The Wet and the Blonde
Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty	Yo mama's So Stupid	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet
Mommy, Mommy!	Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck	Yo Mama's So Dirty	The Wrinkled Nightgown
Shoplifting	A Few Good Men	A Mall Order	Blondes and Iceberg
Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama is a fatty	You're So Poor...Trashcan
Yo mama's so fat... two buses	Helisoft