What's Black?

Q: What's black and sits on the roof?

A: A paraplegic after a house fire.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Stupid	High Stakes	Yo mama's So Stupid	The Scott's Pocket Watch
Corn Flakes	Yo mama's...Fat	Why God Created Man	Yo mama's So Poor
Microsoft in Detroit?	The Hired Help	Redneck Spelling Test	You Might Be A Redneck
Yo mama's So Poor	Potential & Reality	Dye, Blonde, Dye	Losin' It
Yo mama's So Poor	The Naked Truth	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Lawyer Stamps
Blonde and Brunette, Falling	Greg Norman	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers
Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Yo mama's...Fat	Annoying Boy on Bus	Yo mama's So Stupid
Genie and the Taliban	Smokey the Bear	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi	Yo mama's So Poor
Blondes at Sea	Biting	Love Is Blindness	Ear Condoms
Yo Mama's So Bald... Rub	Clinton's Finished Now	Count Chock Full of Nuts	Blondes in a Convertible
The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...	Bus Stop Blondes	One day, a blonde left work early to go home ...	Perfect Penis
Damned if I know	Blondes and Iceberg	What is LXIX?	Burried 10 Feet Under
Losin' It	She Gives Great Headphone