Yo mama's...Fat

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses duct tape for Band-aids.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Brace yourself	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License	Curly Hair	Degrees of the Law	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
Wallet and Genitals	Yo mama's So Skinny	Divided By A Common Language	Blondes and Iceberg
Parakeet Cereal	Blonde and shower caps	Condom Size Tester	Knock Knock... Sham
Shriveled Lovin'	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Executive Rimmin'
Yo mama's So Fat	Blind Skydivers	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	Wedding Night
How To Sell Lawnmowers	The Answer	Blondes and Turtles	Monica At The UN
Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Nudist Camp	Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny	Viagra for Gramps
Dog Talk	Confucius...Sausage	Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Shoplifting	Elephant and Man	Yo mama's So Ugly	Tasty, tasty fat!
Southern Values	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Texas Talkin'	Holy Water
Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both
Dynamite!	Yo mama's So Dumb