Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry

I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Optimistic Jack	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket
My Blonde Is Broken	Three Hellos	Yo mama is FUGLY	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
What did the blonde say after ...	Doe a Deer	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde Horse Sense
40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	The Poopie List	Job Application
You So Stupid	Skittles	Arkansas Scholars	Backstroke Dolly
Politically Speaking	Jane's Addiction	Innie Weenie	No More Labor Pains
Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Return the Dog	Redneck Ghost Story	Get yo fingers bit
Fat Woman	Political Pampers	Flour Patch	The Engineer's Love Life
Suicidal Blonde	You Work for the Government When:	Call Me Back	Yo Mama Bath
Al Gore's Piercings	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Snow Body Knows	Yo mama's So Fat
Slick Willy	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Mom's French Connection	One Drunken Night
Blonde's Favorite Ten Years	Redneck Grandma	Attack of the American Women	You Might Be A Redneck...
Wrinkled Riddle	A Child's View of Retirement