Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry

I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Good Year	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Redneck...TV Antenna	Yo mama's...Fat
Hungry Mama	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Gore & Pantyhose	Replacing Vanna
Poker... or Her...	Husbands' Performance	Yo mama's So Ugly	Clinton & KFC
Blow in the Blonde's	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	What did the blonde say after ...	Invisible Carrots
What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Grand Theft Auto	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	NASCAR
Lawyers Love Sushi!	Louisiana Heritage	Yo Mama Road Sign	Genie-wine
That's tacky	Suicide Attempt	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Backstroke Dolly
Jane's Addiction	Baaaaad Breath	Yo Mama's Halloween	The True Story
Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	Blonde and License Plates	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Dinner's Ready!
Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	Southern Foreplay	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Monica At The UN
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Yo mama's Teeth... Traffic	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's Glasses	Yo mama's...Fat	Take a Lawyer to the Beach!	Osama Bin Laden's Halloween Costume
Right of Way	Blonde NASA Engineer