Lawyer and Sperm

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Rows of Corn	A Horoscope For The Workplace	The Love Dress	Yo mama's so fat...
Yo mama's so Nasty	Deadbeat in a Bar	Blonde's Challenge	Clinton 'n' Buddy
Working Relationship	Concorde Humor	Yo mama's...Fat	Elevator Scene
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Snowmen and Snowwomen
Cuban Delicacy	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Fat	Pickled Bread
Snack Food	Blonde Braincells	The Fishing Spot	Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Shark Attack	Yo mama's So Poor	Potential & Reality
Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Three Girls in the Desert	Bubba Claus	Blonde and a Sock
Grandma's Birthday	Racists and Lightbulbs	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Gold Digger
Valentine Gift Test	What's the difference between a...	Yo Mama's So Small	Yo mama's so poor...
What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in ...	Lesser Evils	Elephant...Cherry Tree	Pre-Paid Plan
Yo mama's so short...	Blonde and Tracks	Lawyer or Ass?	Runny Noodle
And You're Not Even Drunk	The Test