Lawyer and Sperm

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Add It Up: Relationship Guide	Yo mama's...Skinny	Proverbs	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
Exotic Male Dancer	Party!	Male Lie Detector	Louisiana Tourist Attraction
Lying through your tooths	Bad Lawyer	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Pigskin Pro
Guys and Dolls	Yo mama's so dumb... battery	Small Things	Blonde - Death in the Family
Yo mama's...Stupid	Let's Live On Love	Bush and Cheney Lunch	Yo mama's So Fat... Pumps
Megastore, Megasale	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Dream on	Laptop
Two Men and A Refrigerator	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Fascinating	You Might Be A Redneck...
Lawyer Stamps	Holy Water + Castor Oil	Yo mama's So Fat	Stoopit Pickup Lines
Scot Got Naught	Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	Bulimic Bachelor Party	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record
Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde Shower	Yo Mama's Glasses	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?
Redneck Sex Ed	Dolly's Kids	Jumping Rope	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
Yo mama' got sauce	Wright, Right?	Blonde Ring Hijinx!	Yo Mama's Underwear
Yo mama's So Poor	Honeymoon