Limbless Prostitute

Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? A: Cash and carry!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

White House Visitors	Bumper Sticker Sayings	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Blondes and cow patties
What do you call 88 rednecks...	A man's logic	Tigger Please	Backstroke Dolly
Wal-marks the spot	Bad Lawyer	Blondes and Candles	Yo mama's So Stupid
Lawyers' Lucky Break	Be Careful With That Viagra	Blonde and Clock	Piano Solo
Blonde Tip-toe	Bob Dole's Underwear	Hanging With Rednecks	First Class Blondie
Taxed Blonde	Yo mama's So Fat... born	Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Blonde Test
Redneck Family Values	Coming Into The Closet	Where's the Blow Hole	Hot 'n' Heavy
Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Birdie Poem	Bush Fans
Yo mama's So Poor	Bush is a Puppet?	Obese Michigan Mammas	The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator...
Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	NASCAR	Sex Over-Easy
Blondes and Brunettes	What Sex is Polly?	Yo Mama's Fertile	Blonde with Half a Brain
A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Gone Camping	Put It On Your Organ	Yo mama's So Stupid
Intelligent Quotes	69