Lightbulb... Arkansas

How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Clinton does all the screwing!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Use Your Pituitary	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Nailing Osama
Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Survivor for Alabamans	Playing Doctor	Gold Digger
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Yo mama's So Ugly	Christmas Bonus	Dr. Doctor
Blonde in a Barber Shop	Blonde Bird Killer	Fishermen with Skills	Yo Mama's So Fat
Yo mama's...Stupid	Doggy Style	Lawyers in Lust	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria
Tank Girl	Blonde Nurse	Name Those Tracks	Grass Eater
Louisiana Heritage	Snack Food	Dumb Crooks Roundup	Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama sooooo dumb	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	No Special Sauce?	Horse Tears
Blonde on the Run	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	The Dough Boyz	Captured Blonde
We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	You Might Be A Redneck If...Tattoo	Chucky at the Movies	You Might Be A Redneck
Rubbing Her The Right Way	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Blonde Lightbulb	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?
Shoot The Pig	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo	Don't Eat the Brown Ones
A Few Good Lawyers	Farmer Joe and his Mule