Yo mama's...Forklift

Yo Mama is so fat that you have to spread her legs with a forklift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Lawyers and God	Bush BM	Bush, Einstein and Picasso
Punk 'n' Parrot	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Knock knock... Britney Spears	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On
River Deep	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Fat	Legal Birth Control
Funny Business	Blonde Battallion	A Real Ball Buster	Yo mama's So Fat
Cris Cross	Blonde and Prawn	Blonde...Bananas	North vs. South
Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	Beer Consumption	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Ugly
What do you call 88 rednecks...	The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	What would you do?
The Blonde's Special Order	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's...Fat	Why'd The Redneck?
Redneck Theft	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Democrat's Concession	Snack Food
How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	Yo mama's so dumb... airport	WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	Some Supermodel Insight
Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Gum	Yo mama's so fat... Sherpas	Blonde Bet
Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Helisoft	Lawyers 'n' Shingles	Okie Jokie
Lawyer or Ass?	Taxation