Guns don't kill....

Guns don't kill people.

Texans kill people.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Please pass the mayo	Sunroof You All Night Long	Birdie Poem	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
Yo mama's So Poor	Hands and Knees	Paraplegic	Blondes Doing the Wave
Jackass	Rise and Shine	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Phone Line
Bush Does a Favor	Trucks and Babies	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Parrot-Prostitutes
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Red Ring	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	Little Voice
Naked Man on the Run	Yo mama's So Old	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex
Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Birds of Paradise
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	You're So Poor...Trashcan	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blonde With License	Yo Mama's So Poor	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	350 Pounder?
Eternal Judgment	Witchy Women	A Blonde's Brain At Work	Steroid Breast Stroke
Redneck Honeymoon	Red Ball Express	Yo mama's...Fat	Pharmacist Phun
Wife's Work on the Sly	Gay Midget	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Spermally Speaking
Healthy Virgin	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised