Yo mama's so fat... two buses

Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

First Lady	It Ain't Surgery	Lab Monkeys	Yo mama's So Ugly
Blondes and Waterskiing	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Bamming in 'Bama
Law School for Nuns	Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA	Baldy Pants	Redneck in a Suit
Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	Blind Skydivers	Yo Mama's So Poor... Park	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place
The Farmer's Daughters	Big pimpin'	Playing Doctor	Heffahump
Captured Blonde	Penis Requests a Raise	Baby Talk	Joystick (Ya Get It?)
Executive Decision	Little Leprechaun?	Mopeds and Fat Ladies	Frenchman and Farm Animals
Toy Cars And Breastices	Blonde in the Morning	Women vs. Dog Poop	Fishing For a Sale
Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Cartwheeling for Cash	Blonde and Tracks
Why don't witches wear panties?	Men and Computers	Sliding Doors	The First Lady's patriotic duties
J.Lo and doorknobs	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Ancient Chinese Torture	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law
Goverment Wrestling Federation	Clinton's DNA	Three words that describe Britney Spears	White House Synonyms
You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Yo mama's...Fat