Yo mama's so fat...

Yo mama's so fat, I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bra & Hat	Good Year	Cartoon Animal Infidelity	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player
Closest Shave Ever	No Special Sauce?	Yo Mama's... Ugly	The Cross-Eyed Cow
Grand Theft Auto	Engineering In Hell	Bush Does a Favor	George W. Drowning
Leper Stew	Roadkill	Yo mama's...Skinny	Tickle These, Elmo
Cheerleading Tryouts	Yo mama's teeth are so big...	Blondes Screwing	Condom Brands
Redneck Wedding	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked	Cris Cross
Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Those Shady Frenchies	Yo Mama's So Fat... Buffet	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
Annoying Boy on Bus	The Blonde Hostess	Code for Sex	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
Genie in a bottle	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Blonde Test	Yo mama's So Stupid
Man and Pharmacist	The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Little Johnny's Wish	Gary Condit's Pants
Please pass the mayo	Limbless Prostitute	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Yo Mama's Fertile
Two Black Eyes	Two Black Eyes	Trade Talks	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Three words that describe Britney Spears