Soyburger vs dildo

How's a soyburger like a dildo?

They're both meat substitutes!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Zoo Story	Split Up The Middle	Chillin' Biddies	What did the blonde say after ...
Cow with No Legs	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yummy Mama	Replacing Vanna
Yo mama's So Poor	Crab Cakes	Horny Toad	Yo Mama's So Poor... Park
You Might Be A Redneck	Doggy Style	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Knock knock... Britney Spears
Elephant...Cherry Tree	Zip It. Zip It Good.	A Natural Blind	Yo Mama's Teeth...
Monday Night Osama	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info
Yo mama's So Ugly	Bush's Advisors	Topless Fat Woman	Redneck Soccer
Confucius...Sausage	Never Seen A Priest	Hi-Steppin' Mama	Yo Mama Like a Stamp
Yo mama's...Bus	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Not Going To Try This Again	Yo mama's So Stupid
Christmas In Heaven	Proverbs	Yo mama's So Fat	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease
Easter Blondies	Screwed, For Sure	Deernuts and Beernuts	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter
Yo mama's...Fat	He'n & She'n	Get yo fingers bit	Yo mama's so fat...
Snow Body Knows	Blonde at the Doctor's