Osama is Celebate

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be Tough	I Just Wanna Ride	Blondes Strike Back	Blonde Bicycle
BlondeMotorWorks	You are a Redneck...	Microwave Cookery	Redneck Religiousity
Crab Cakes	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Smart Pills	Capitol Parrot
Government Tactics	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Punk 'n' Parrot
What Are Ya, Chicken?	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Stuffing
You Can't Put HimTogether Again	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Pop Goes The Blonde
Y'Might Be A Redneck	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	Political Pampers	A blonde was cooking dinner
Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Redneck Bubblebath	Bed Football	What's Worse?
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	Yo mama's...Fat	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History
Redneck Porch	Bush Has a Short One	High Stakes	Redneck Bubblebath
The Three Basketball Players On The Roof	Blonde Braincells	Rump Roastin'	The Great Crab Escape
Balls and Old Ladies	Yo mama's...Fat	What Do I Look Like?	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends
Yo mama's So Stupid	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open