Blondes and Brunettes

Q: Why did God create blondes?

A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?

A: Neither could the blondes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

It Ain't Surgery	Coming to America	Yo mama's so poor...	Deadbeat in a Bar
Why God Created Man	Very Helpful Blonde Inventions	The State of Lawyers	Legal Birth Control
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Iraqi Funerals	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Horny Old Ladies
A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Stumpy Legged Pink Dog	Ed Zachery Disease	You So Stupid
Law School Graduation Gift	Professor of Logic	What Didja Learn?	One Good Deed
Bush's Advisors	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Yo Mama's so stupid... glass	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles
Runny Noodle	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Yo mama's so hairy...
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Heaven's Gate
I See You!	Yo mama is so dumb...	Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Taliban Poetic Justice
Vending Machine and Blonde	Prune Pizza	Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress	Redneck on the Radio
Your teeth are so busted...	Don't Say This During Sex	Yo mama's So Stinky	Yo mama's So Poor
A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY	People Really Said These Things In Court	Yo mama's So Fat	Deer Tracks
Plaster Lawyers	George Bush is so stupid...