Blondes and Brunettes

Q: Why did God create blondes?

A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?

A: Neither could the blondes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck..Books	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Blondes and cow patties	Yo mama's So Poor
A Real Watch Dog	Hey fatty	Stuttering Problem	Gay Church
Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Bird it Through the Grapevine
Blonde and Dictionary	How Bill and Hillary Really Met	yo mama's hair...	Call Me Back
Survivor for Alabamans	Bush Fans	Blonde's Computer Freeze	Iranians
North vs. South	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	Quotes About the French	Perfumed Blonde
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain	Take It Like A Man, Baby	Bee Milky
Martian Sex	Widows98	Yo mama's...Ugly	Girls From Kentucky
Lepechaun at Augusta	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Beans & Onions: Delicious	Work Blows
Princess Di and Thomas	Boo Hoo	Go Fish	Windows 666
Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Blonde Crossing	Yo mama's So Stupid	Father and Son
Yo Mama's so old... act	The Blonde Hostess	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Dead Blonde in Closet
So you want to marry a millionaire ?	Hot Doggin'