Blondes and Brunettes

Q: Why did God create blondes?

A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?

A: Neither could the blondes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Women's Bits	Perfect Penis	Corporate America	Bumper Sticker Sayings
Clinton 'n' Buddy	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Yo mama's So Old	Gold Digger
Fast Food	Bacon in My Ear	Bill Gates and General Motors	Yo Mama's So Fat
Get You With The Nine	Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy	Tap Dancin'	Yo mama's So Ugly
Perfumed Blonde	Big Testicles	The Seven Dwarfs	Cuban Delicacy
You Bet Your (Sex) Life	West Virginia Custody Battle	Moms and Their Snooping	You're Like A...
Yo mama's...Ugly	Natural Blonde	Burying Osama	Clinton -vs- Titanic
New Baby	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Sex Advice
Yo mama's...Fat	What Is Politics?	Redneck Grocrey	Bush's Advisors
Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering ...	Concorde Humor	A Helpful Man	Blondes on a Rope
Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2	German Virginity
Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Yo mama's...Stupid	Le Stinkers	Chilled Crabs
Handy Blondy	I Don't Like My Brother