The Amputee Blonde in the Tree

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Sit a kitty beside her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Good Girl...Bad Girl	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller	The Lawyer's Funeral	Yo mama's So Stupid
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Stick of Dynamite	Yo mama's So Fat	What's Your Poison?
Yo mama's...Fat	American Divorce	Stuttering Problem	Para-shoot
Blonde Passenger	Get You With The Nine	Job Fair	Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur
Yo mama's So Poor	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Cartoon Animal Infidelity	North vs. South
Ultimate Rejection	There was this redneck that walked into a ...	Invisible Carrots	Yo mama's So Poor
Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	Double Wide	Clinton's Bookmarks	How Smart is Zach?
Finder's keepers	The Wet and the Blonde	Blondes on a Rope	Soyburger vs dildo
Hot Lunch	Workplace Farting: Options Explored	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Blondes and Airplanes
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Yo mama's...Stupid
I Don't Like My Brother	Ash Blonde	Halle Berry Bares All	Bad Case of the Stutters
Ghost story for tots	What Men Need Most	Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	Yo mama so ugly...
Redneck Soccer	Roy the Rooster