The Amputee Blonde in the Tree

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Sit a kitty beside her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	The Origin of Little Debbie	Yard Work Sign Language	Bill Gates and General Motors
Poor Blonde	Sneezy	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig	No Arms, No Legs... Urinal
Convenience Store	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	A Daring New Position	Little Johnny is Number One
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Dunkin'	Lay off	Sex Advice	Yo mama's so dumb... menopause
Osama's Favorite Movie	What is grosser than gross?	Lawyer Stamps	Yo mama's...Ugly
Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail	Yo mama's so dumb...	We're Studying Hard
Catching Osama	Microwave Cookery	Getting Flowers	You Might be a Redneck
Yo Mama's Fertile	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	Slick Willy	Husbands' Performance
A Natural Blind	Honeymoon	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think
Smokin' Dope	The Golden Mug	What's Rough and Hairy?	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch
Keep it on the DL	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	Yo Mama So Dry	Potato in the Pants
You Might Be Tough	She Gives Great Headphone	Bill Gates and General Motors	Redneck Thief
My Blonde Is Broken	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...