The Amputee Blonde in the Tree

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Sit a kitty beside her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Office English Dictionary	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Beatles	Paper Street
Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back	Blonde Pooltable	Incontinent Vegetarian	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Yo Mama's... Hairy	Lawyer vs. Snake
Redneck Grocrey	Biting	Blonde and Tracks	Keep It In Your Pants
Rednecks and TV	Yo mama's...Fat	Lip Service	Jane's Addiction
Popularity Is A Relative Term	Condom Dog	Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty	Higher Larnin'
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Plaster Lawyers	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blondes and Virgins
Grandma's Birthday	THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES	Yo mama's tities...	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History
Your Profession and Your Libido	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	Soy Toy	Pretty Hair
Dutch Virgin	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Trucks and Babies	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor
Peek-A-Boo	Bin Laid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shoeshine	Dought Girl
Counting Condoms	The Blind Man	Yo Mama's So Small	A Road Trip to Yo Mama
Helen Keller Joke	Flower Flub-o-rama