Redneck Anthem

You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are:

"Gentlemen, start your engines!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's First	A Zoo Story	Dear Diarrhea	Bush BM
Deadbeat in a Bar	Joke for Limeys	Four Worms and a Funeral	Yo Mama... Shotgun
Okie Jokie	Tasties in a Half Shell	Flour Patch	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse
Curly Hair	Yo mama's So Ugly	Sex Contract	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
Inner Space	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Blonde's Twinkle
Big Testicles	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Beer Translations	Smurf and Turf
Redneck Honeymoon	A Natural Blind	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Ugly
One day a blonde went into a department ...	Black and White and Red All Over	Paying the Price of Marriage	The Hired Help
Burning Bush	Poor Old Man	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Yo Mama Golden Arches
Yo mama's So Lazy	Yo mama's So Small	Whack Off	International Beer Syndrome
Hired Help	George W. and Moses	Wet Lawyers	Greg Norman
Jingle Blondes	What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd...