Sleeping Blonde

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

She forgot to close her eyes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tickle Me Dirty Politics	You Work for the Government When:	Guns don't kill....	My First Time
Lawyer and Vulture	B-Day Sex	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Yo Mama's So Hairy
Mirror, Mirror	Blondes Doing the Wave	Three Blondes	Blondes and Iceberg
Take It Like A Man, Baby	Three Gay Men	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Snack Food
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama is so nasty...	Confucious	Clear Blue Easy
Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain	The Blonde Fox	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bubba Gets Smart
Tap Dancin'	Understanding Marketing	Monica At The UN	Birdy
Hi-Steppin' Mama	Yo mama's So Stupid	German Virginity	Sits in the Forest
Yo mama's So Short	Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Five Pounds of Fat	I want my MTV
Doctor Demented	Yo mama's So Fat	Inventions	Good Girl...Bad Girl
Clinton and a lightbulb	Pow Wow Ow!	Dog Days	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Yo mama's So Poor	George Bush is so stupid...	The Honest Lawyer	What do you call 88 rednecks...
Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!	Safe Sex: Grandparent to Teen