Sleeping Blonde

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

She forgot to close her eyes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Drunk Driving	Old Lady Shakes	Yo Mama is So Stupid
Be Careful What You Wish For	Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	Difference Boy & Girl	Yo mama's So Old
How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams
A Roomful of Rednecks	Confusing Blonde	Yum!	Keeping In Under The Kilt
3 Vampires	Clinton and the Pope	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...
Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Playing Doctor	Topless Fat Woman	Talking Out of Your Ass
Blonde and Clock	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	Guess What I Am?
Yo mama's so nasty...	Yo mama's...Stupid	Salesman: A New One, Really	Yo mama's...Stupid
Arkansas Toothbrush	Walk the Walk	Tooth	America has finally captured Saddam ...
Elephant and Man	She's So Blonde	Redneck in a Suit	Yo mama's So Stupid
Dumb as Rocks	Five Pounds of Fat	Clinton's Favorite Things	Yo mama's so short...
Blonde Robbery	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise	A Few Good Lawyers
Scratchy Lottery	Spermally Speaking