Yo mama and a rat

Yo mama so ugly, that when she wore Pepper Jack panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Miracle Exercise	Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	Not All Blondes Are Dumb	Shoot The Pig
You Might Be A Redneck...Q-Tips	Elephant Physiology	National Bird	Why did the blonde get fired...
Baby Mama	Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA	Para-shoot	Degrees of the Law
Go To The LMV	Yo mama is FUGLY	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Something Borrowed, Something Blew
Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	Constipated Accountant	Man Catches Crocodile
How Bill and Hillary Really Met	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	The Fish-Eating Competition	Safe Sex: Grandparent to Teen
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...	Your mother is obese...	Five Pounds of Fat	What A Woman/Man Really Means
Brunette, Blonde, Brunette	Pee On A Ferrari	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Yo mama's so stupid...
Viagra + Eyedrops = ?	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Natural Blonde	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office
Name That Animal, Kids	Yo mama's So Ugly	George Bush is So Stupid...	Mommy, Mommy!
Dirty Knees	Sobriety Test	50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator	Really Sick
Blondes and Fun	Swicth Hands	Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...	Two brunettes and a blonde...
Five Pounds of Fat	Code for Love