Yo mama and a rat

Yo mama so ugly, that when she wore Pepper Jack panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Crossing	Yo mama's So Old	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	You Might Be A Redneck...Wine
Feeling Like A Woman	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Yo mama's So Dumb
Yo mama's...Stupid	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Twelve Inch Pianist	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's so old... act	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Jungle Gaiety
Clinton's Interns	Redneck Death	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Question...Sex Change
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Joke Written By and For Retards	What Are Politics?
Yo mama's so fat... 90210	Walk the Walk	Goodyear Rubber	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman
Hanging with Blondes	Young Couple	Tasty, tasty fat!	Professor of Logic
Free Sex with Fill Up	Yo mama's So Ugly	Stayin' Alive	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop
What a Gasser	Monica's New Boyfriend	Why don't witches wear panties?	Captured Blonde
Two Blonde Jokes and Nubile Cleavage	Blondes Are Whores, Apparently	Okie Jokie	Blonde's Computer Freeze
Blonde Ring Hijinx!	Get You With The Nine	Yo Mama's So Fat...	The Devout Catholic Woman
Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR	The Blonde Fox