Lawyers 'n' Shingles

Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?

A: Depends on how thin you slice them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

President Clinton & the Pope	Meat Department	Talking Blondes	Yo mama's so fat... fell over
Gore & Pantyhose	Take yo mama to work day	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Keep Warm
Viagra for Gramps	The State of Lawyers	Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA	Rise and Shine
The Nuns and The Blind Man	Blonde - Death in the Family	Yo mama's So Stupid	Rules of Bedroom Golf
Rednecks' Dogs	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Dream on	Divided By A Common Language
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid	Lipstick Or...?
Yo mama's...Stupid	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Obese Michigan Mammas	Yo mama's so hairy...
Gold Digger	Texan Poetry	Optimistic Jack	Urinalotta Trouble
There were two blondes at the park...	The Fly	Yo mama's so short...	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Sits Around
Osama is Celebate	Fire Truck	Blonde with Half a Brain	Yo mama's...fat
Hard Sleepin'	You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk	Equal Opportunity Asphyxiation	Blonde in a boat.
Chilled Crabs	Frosty	Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans	Bee Milky
Intelligent Quotes	Don't Kick the Animals, Man