Lawyers 'n' Shingles

Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?

A: Depends on how thin you slice them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde's Coat Hanger	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Jungle Fever	Prostitiute's Friends	In the back woods of Arkansas...	What's The Difference, Yo?
Whitehouse Parrot	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	A Redneck Retaliation	Blonde Tip-toe
I Had a Dream	Little Johnny is Number One	Chilled Crabs	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim
Y'Might Be A Redneck	Take It Like A Man, Baby	Blondes and Cops	Chin nuts
The Blonde Fox	Yo mama's...Fat	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Yo mama's smile
Wedding Night	Yo mama's so dumb... battery	And You're Not Even Drunk	Women vs. Dog Poop
Dream on	Honeymoon	Two brunettes and a blonde...	Yo mama's So Fat... Planets
Hoshimota	It Burns	Yo mama's...Ugly	Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts
You Might Be A Redneck...Expert	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Peeing Leprechaun	An Ugly Position
Blonde - Elmo Factory	Close But No Cigar	A Real WANGsta	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'
The Blond Date	Gary Condit's Pants	Beans & Onions: Delicious	Dog Days
You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Blond Restroom Attendant