Blonde and Tracks

What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?

They have both been laid all over America.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama is Celebate	Lawyer and Sperm	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Yo Mama's So Dumb
Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Voices! Voices! Shut up!	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	Whistle While You Twurk
Perry Coma	Genie and the Taliban	Three men were in a sauna...	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls
I'm a Barbie Girl	The Hired Help	Redneck in a Suit	THE DRUNK
Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Thee You In The Moth Pit	Piano Solo	Return the Dog
Red Ring	Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo mama's So Lazy	Yo mama's...Ugly
Professor of Logic	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Redneck Disaster	Abstinence
More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Big Tongue	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Wal-marks the spot
The Wonder Bra	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise	Wife's Work on the Sly
Brace yourself	Elementary, My Dear Jerkface	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Blonde's Twinkle
Funny Business	One hungry mama	Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...	Yo mama's so fat... bath
Viagra + Eyedrops = ?	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Euro-English Instead of German	Blonde and Drive-Thru
Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde House Party