Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior

Gary Condit quit politics and got a job at KFC. Why did they fire him?

He couldn't keep his hands off the legs and breasts.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

I Don't Like My Brother	Blonde vs. Ratings System	Baby boomers	Sex and Air
Whack Off	Yo Mama's So Fat... Nose Hair	Jungle Fever	Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's
Horny Toad	Ice Ice Baby	Pigskin Pro	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11
The Farmer's Daughters	Bleachin Yo Mama	Keep It In Your Pants	Yo mama's So Ugly
Blonde on Fire	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Smurf and Turf
Montana Ghost Story	Blonde Minivan Tragedy	Shrinking, Red Narcissist	Pre-Paid Plan
Brooklyn and Women	Jokes On You, Teacher	Redneck Anthem	Gary Condit's Pants
GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt	World War III	The Perfect Woman	Bush and Gore, together again
Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff	Blonde and Doorknobs	Redneck Christmas Shopping	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits
Yo mama's so dumb...	Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2	Texan Poetry	Big Tongue
A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...	You're Like A...	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	The Brass Rat
First Class Blondie	Lamaze Class	Hot Air Balloon	Finder's keepers
Politically Speaking	Yo Mama's So Fat...