Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior

Gary Condit quit politics and got a job at KFC. Why did they fire him?

He couldn't keep his hands off the legs and breasts.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
Lawyers and God	Al Gore's Piercings	Blonde Gymnastics	Deaf and Dumb Kid
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Yo mama's So Stupid	Clear Blue Easy	Yo mama's So Stupid
Clinton & KFC	Potential & Reality	Whitehouse Parrot	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
Dear Old Dad	Clinton and a lightbulb	Genie-wine	The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so stupid...	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Dubya 'n' Drugs
Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Redneck and Bugs	Brunette, Blonde, Brunette	Suicidal Blonde
Yo mama's...Fat	Constipation	Turtle Soup	You So Ugly
What's That, Tampon?	Three Girls in the Desert	Gross, Grosser, Grossest II	Capitalism for Dummies
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Blondes and Brunettes	Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people	You Might Be A Redneck If...Station
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Old	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Brain Cell
Ouch!	What's green and smells like ...	Dumb as Rocks	Laxative Cough Therapy
Yo mama's So Ugly	Bar... Alabama