Blondes and cow patties

What do blondes and cow patties have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde State of Mind	Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed	Poor Mama	I Nearly Pissed Myself
A Definite Definition	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo momma so stupid...	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?
Yo Mama's a Saint	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Hot Air Balloon	Snow Off-White
Sex and Air	Goathead! Goathead!	Deernuts and Beernuts	Close But No Cigar
Hang Man	Political Jokes	Stumpy Legged Pink Dog	Little Voice
Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Cyber-Blonde 3	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Lake Wannaswimma
Blonde in a Leather Jacket	Blonde Car Hijinx!	Better Luck Next Time	Dinner's On The Table
Dikfer	Pee On A Ferrari	Early Stages of Viagra Development	Deep In The Fourth Quarter
Redneck Toasts	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies
Star Trek	Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	Gum
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Enron Transcripts	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	The Dirty Wife
I See You!	Testing, Testing	Movie Magic	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Fat... Tattoo	Little Johnny Gives to the Sick