No Arms, No Legs... Urinal

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at a urinal?

Dick.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Men With No Arms or Legs	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	I Nearly Pissed Myself
Blonde in a Swimming Race	Blondes and cow patties	Topless Fat Woman	Masochism Tango
Yo mama's...So Hairy	Troubled Man	Jungle Fever	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...
A Mall Order	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Guys and Dolls	Skittles
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Nutty Hunters	Yo mama's...Dumb	Gary Condit's M.O.
Mama knows how to have fun	Redneck Wedding	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
Another Weekend At The Home	Your mom is so stupid...	Loitering Mama	The Lawyer & The Dead Man
Blonde Suicide	Leper Hockey	Redneck Yardwork	500 lawyers in the ocean
Land Of Milk And Honey	Bush Has a Short One	Yo Mama's So Short... Run	Coming to America
You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Yo mama's So Nasty	What's Your Poison?
Stupid Blonde	Sheep Boy	Yo Mama's So Funky	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles
Five Pounds of Fat	You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Daddies Bond Over a Beer
Hot Air Balloon	It's Like Voltron