Spermally Speaking

"Man," said one sperm. "When are we going to get to the fallopian tubes?"

"You idiot," said the other. "We haven't even left the stomach yet."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	The Annual Check-Up	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Dumb Mama and Glass Walls
Reagan and Clinton	BlondeMotorWorks	Southern Foreplay	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Yo Mama's So Fat	Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy	Whack Off
Iraqi Funerals	Yo Mama's So Poor	Job Fair	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual
A Few Good Men	Late AGAIN	Yo mama's So Stupid	Keep It In Your Pants
In All the Land	Yo mama's...Ugly	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	The Blonde Fox
Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Another Weekend At The Home	Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!	Sex Advice
Beware the Blonde Terrorist	Ed Zachery Disease	Yo mama's...Ugly	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...
Blonde in Freezer	Ten Cents	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's...Stupid
JFKaput	Redneck Restroom	Taxi Fare	What Do You Call?
Blondes at Sea	Blonde Testing Center	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	Blonde's Wine
Para-shoot	Redneck Christmas	There were two blondes at the park...	Tennis Balls
Catching Osama	Pro Congress?