Gary Condit's Pants

Q: Why does Congressman Gary Condit wear pants?

A: To keep his ankles warm!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Three Drunk Men	Swinging Redneck	Attention-Seeking Redneck
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Line of Blondes	Blonde and Blonder	Dentata
Two fraternity brothers...	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Nurse
Guys vs. Girls	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Cris Cross	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Vaseline Knob	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army
10	Gay on Airplane	The Blind Guy Polemic	Mechanical Sex
Three Hellos	Virgins in Caves	Dr. Doctor	Yo Mama's So Dirty
You might be a redneck if...	Shirt Words	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys
I want my MTV	Little Johnny Gives to the Sick	Think About It	Hey DJ
The Blonde and the Librarian	Dinner's On The Table	Sin and Shame	Yo mama's...Forklift
Parakeet Cereal	Blonde Half-Wit	Redneck...Bath	Bar: Cockney Steering Wheel
Yo mama's...Stupid	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Blonde Minivan Tragedy	Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips
Stooooopid Mama	Luke's Saga