Gary Condit's Pants

Q: Why does Congressman Gary Condit wear pants?

A: To keep his ankles warm!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

There She Blows	Chillin' Biddies	Redneck...TV Antenna	Yo mama's So Fat
Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Blondes and Waterskiing	Viagra for Gramps	Deathbed Lawyer
Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's	Bug's Mind	Does That Leg Go All The Way Up?	Funny Business
Horny Old Ladies	What did the blonde say after ...	Redneck Honeymoon	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Kleenex	Burying Osama	Take It Like A Man, Baby
Guess Who?	Brooklyn and Women	Yo Mama's So Poor	Pow Wow Ow!
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Pleasure vs. Disgrace	The Lawyer & The Dead Man	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon
Yo mama's...Fat	Vaguely Obscene Nun Jokes	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Grocrey
Don't Welsh On Me	Grandma's Birthday	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Chucky at the Movies
The Blue Eye	Heh. Stupid Blondes.	Christmas In Heaven	Which Hole?
Blonde Shower	Redneck...Bath	Racists and Lightbulbs	Come Early And Bring Your Lunch
Code for Love	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bush and Bill	Can't Take You Anywhere
Oh My God!	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...