Blondes and Pickles

Why don't blondes eat pickles?

Because they can't get their head in the jar.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rosebud	Please pass the mayo	Pregnant Tree	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish
Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Accident on the Golf Course	Yo mama's so Nasty	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog
Gorilla Control	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	A Blonde with Earrings	Fishing for a Week
Toilet-Bathtub Conversation	Mouth Organ	Yo mama's...Fat	Diplomacy Definition
Four Men and Their Dogs	Electric Nut	Higher Larnin'	Like Father Like Son
Yo mama's...Ugly	You So Stupid	Honda	Perfumed Blonde
Rope a Dope	Men Two Hobbies	Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell
Pre-Paid Plan	Politically Speaking	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...
Drivers' Ed	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Lipstick Or...?	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...
You might be a redneck if...	The Blonde and the Worm	Nudist Camp	Hillbilly Newlyweds
Sex Relatively Speaking	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Not All Blondes Are Dumb	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick
Birth Control	Men and Computers	Dikfer	Can't Take You Anywhere
Roadkill	Cow with No Legs