Why'd The Redneck?

Why'd the redneck cross the road? Because he wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Where Are My Meds?	Blonde On A Fence	Yo mama and a rat
Yo mama's so fat... school	Deadbeat in a Bar	First Day Out	Yo mama's...So Hairy
Adult Swim	Husbands' Performance	The roof is on fire	Streakers and Strokers
Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Losin' It	Take It Like A Man, Baby	Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!
Yo mama's So Fat	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Marriage Made In Heaven	Windows 666
You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	Farmer and the Cow	Tag Team	Blonde's Tricycle
Occupy This	Al Gore's Piercings	Getting Old	Yo mama's So Old
Modern Science	Hand me downs	Confucius Say	The Engineer's Love Life
Never Seen A Priest	Redneck Christmas Shopping	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Professor of Logic
A Mall Order	One Good Deed	The Great Wiener Caper	More Zombie Baby Jokes
Birth Control	Doughboy	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Lawyers' Lucky Break	69	Yo mama's so fat... walk around
F-A-R-M	Wal-Mart vs. Heaven