Dick 2 Balls

Q: What did the prick say to the balls?

A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Skittles	Clinton & KFC	Monica's Deposition
If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	Clinton and the Pope	Hot 'n' Heavy
Yo mama's So Poor	Bird it Through the Grapevine	A Real Watch Dog	Viagra Coffee
Weiner Eater	Sports and Virility	Blonde and a Pig	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles
The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Redneck Communion	Flour Patch	The Blonde Flight Attendant
Chalkboard Culprit	Blonde in Grocery Store	Blonde Looking for a Job	Knights And Birth Control Limerick
Invisible Carrots	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	Respectfully Cheating	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw
You Work for the Government When:	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Chilled Crabs	Blonde Driver
A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	West Virgin-ia	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Paying the Price of Marriage
Bug's Mind	A blonde was cooking dinner	Perfumed Blonde	You Might Be A Redneck
What's green and smells like ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Ba Ba Black Sheep	Le Stinkers
Tornado and Redneck Divorce	Parakeet Cereal