You So Ugly

You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Dumb	Grossische Joke	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Comfortable
Woman Says, Man Hears	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Yo mama's So Stupid
Legal Birth Control	Two Sperm	Yo mama's So Poor	Adventures in Disneyland
Yo mama's So Fat	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Blonde and Rock n' Roller
Clinton's Favorite Things	Clinton's Interns	Adam's New Organs	Question...Sex Change
Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Forest Gump	Elephant...Cherry Tree	Hit TV Shows in Iraq
An Egyptian man is walking...	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Yo mama's So Fat	Redneck and Bugs
Hey DJ	Bush and Polly	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law
A Natural Blind	Blonde in the Morning	Yo mama's...Fat	Bunny Love
Hi-Steppin' Mama	Sensitive Men	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Yo mama's So Old
Archeological Gag	Blonde Ice Fishing	Yo mama's so old... antique shop	Shave and a Hair Cut
Blonde Driving	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Stupid	Beep Beep
Gross Grandma	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?