You So Ugly

You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck..Books	Potatoes Hotatoes	It Ain't Surgery	Bill Gates' Hard Drive
Paper Street	Get On The Bus	Blond Father	The Rescue
Yo mama's So Poor	Genie and the Taliban	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Yo Mama the Gourmet
Friendly Neighbors	You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Snowmen and Snowwomen	Capitol Parrot
Multi-Balls	Yo Mama's So Fat... Picture	Redneck Ghost Story	Hormonally Yours
Smart Pills	Snack Food	Gassy Broad	Iron Phone
Redneck Bubblebath	Sex Math 101	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Horse Tears
Tap Dancin'	You Might Be A Redneck...	You Might Be a Redneck if...	Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section
Clinton's Bookmarks	Soy Toy	Blonde and a Pig	Blonde in Grocery Store
Some Supermodel Insight	Condit Arrest	Redneck Computer Lingo	Yo mama's so old... antique shop
The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	I Don't Like My Brother	Three Couples, No Sex	A manager walks into his office...
Dear Old Dad	You're So Poor...Trashcan	A Fashion Sense	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	kk: Hey have you ever seen a beach whale? ...