Mechanic's Lube

How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?

One of his fingers is clean.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Yo mama's So Stupid	Titillating	Bartender
Blow pop	The Dentist	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Cosmopolitan Redneck
A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	Yo mama's so fat...	Fart Glossary	Rope a Dope
You Might Be A Redneck...Chew	Yo mama's so stupid... dig	Yo mama's So Ugly	Goverment Wrestling Federation
Goverment Wrestling Federation	One Good Deed	The Blonde Fox	Mustard -- A Tragic Story
An Act of Charity	Lawyers' Lucky Break	Women Pass Less Gas	Blonde vs. Crime Rate
Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty	From Cradle to Ladle	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla
3 Men, 3 Wishes	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid	Balls and Old Ladies
Two Men and A Refrigerator	The 69ers	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	I want my MTV
Return the Dog	Lawyers on the Beach	A Natural Blind	Clinton's DNA
Blonde State of Mind	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father	Yo mama's...Stupid	David Beckham
Adult Swim	Yo Mama's So Fat... Yellow Raincoat	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Chilled Crabs
Yo momma so dumb she ...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song