Hand me downs

Q: What do you say to a man with five penises?

A: Your jeans fit like a glove.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

An Ugly Position	A Definite Definition	Monica's Deposition	Baby Mama
No one is safe	The Blondes' Revenge	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Bad Lawyer
The Hired Help	The Teacher's Gift	Yo Mama's so fat... band	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892
Yo mama's So Stupid	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Stuffing	The Fish-Eating Competition
Yo mama's...Skinny	Easter Blondies	Blonde and a Pig	Split Up The Middle
Where's the Blow Hole	Jane's Addiction	Perfumed Blonde	Heaven's Shining Waters
Blonde on Blonde Jokes	Upside Down Blonde	Two Old Ladies	Blonde & Cruise
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Fat... born	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	Uncle Tommy's Closet
Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Senior	Homeward Blonde	Blonde's Tricycle
Blonde vs. Crime Rate	What's That, Tampon?	The Lawyer & The Dead Man	You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk
Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Para-shoot	What Do I Look Like?	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...
Penguin and The Mechanic	Yo mama's so fat... chins	Rubbing Her The Right Way	Eternal Judgment
Shipwrecked	350 Pounder?