Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Fat	Stumped Doc	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan
The New 69	Osama's Valentine	Fair-Haired Science Fair	Go Fish
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License	Please pass the mayo	Crab Cakes
Sports and Virility	Minor differences	THE DRUNK	Chilling with the Eskimo
Blonde in Grocery Store	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's so poor
Redneck Christmas Shopping	Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Lawyers Off Bridge...	Blonde and Drive-Thru
Erin Go Bra Shopping	Snack Food	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Bulimic Bachelor Party
Gumor's Orifice Confusion	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Return the Dog	Blonde Horse Sense
Blonde and License Plates	Lawyer Stamps	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Hot 'n' Heavy
Redneck Hitchiker	Jumping Rope	Three Girls Go Camping	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama is so dumb...	Yo mama's So Fat... Cereal
Dikfer	Professor of Logic	Yo mama's so fat... chins	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods
Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail	Hi-Steppin' Mama