Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hungry Mama	Jungle Fever	B-Day Sex	Bush's Advisors
Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Eating is a Sport	Loitering Mama	Lawyers in the Trees
Cow with No Legs	500 lawyers in the ocean	Golf Fatality	Yo mama's So Old
Blonde and Dictionary	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Blonde Pooltable	Easter Blondies
Twelve Inch Pianist	The 11th Commandment	Blonde's Bridge	What A Woman/Man Really Means
Brunette, Blonde, Brunette	Yo mama's So Poor	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Natural Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate
Blonde in Freezer	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Helen Keller Joke	A wrinkle in time
Yo mama's so fat...	Yo mama's so fat... swimming	The Three Basketball Players On The Roof	Blonde in Grocery Store
Fire Truck	Limbless Prostitute	Eternal Judgment	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
Glories of old age	Toe Curl	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Arctic Hooker
Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Punk 'n' Parrot	Seek and Ye Shall Find...	I Don't Like My Brother
Beware the Blonde Terrorist	Blondes and Brunettes