Yo mama's so fat... Bends over

Yo mama's so fat that when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Dumb	Capitalism for Dummies	The Bottom Line	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
Blondes Strike Back	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	The Blonde and the Librarian
Me, I want a hoola hoop	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Viagra Coffee	Sharper Than a Ginsu
Iraqi Funerals	The Hired Help	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	Fair-Haired Science Fair
Dumb as Rocks	Blonde's Computer Freeze	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Blonde on Blonde Jokes
Bubble Blowing Duckies	What Didja Learn?	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Yo mama's So Fat
Blonde and License Plates	Chin nuts	Scot Got Naught	Sliding Doors
Nasty Mama	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Eternity	Blonde in Freezer
Understanding Marketing	Cuban Delicacy	HMO Executive	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
Squeaky Clean	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Yo mama's tities...	Penis Requests a Raise
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...	Yo mama's So Short	Blonde Coffee Drinker
Talking Blondes	Yo Mama's Like the Pilsbury Doughboy	Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Broom Factory
Man Of The House	Drowning Lawyer