Yo mama's so fat... Bends over

Yo mama's so fat that when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Streakers and Strokers	Who's the Boss?	KFC: Our Daily Chicken
I've Got Shingles	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Pee On A Ferrari	A Real Watch Dog
Blonde Joke	Soapy Sales	Yo mama's...Curb	80-Pounder
New Priest In Town	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Meets Bill Gates	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss
Peanut In Your Ear	Be Careful What You Wish For	Play Dead	Nutty Hunters
Pee On A Ferrari	Potential & Reality	Swinging Redneck	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?
Wedding Night	Blonde's Coat Hanger	The Dough Boyz	Brunette Meets Genie
Your Parents Messed Up	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Yo Mama's So Fat... License	Porcupines
Toe Curl	What Sex is Polly?	Yo mama's...Fat	Sliding Doors
Yo mama's so fat... leg	You So Ugly	Peeing Leprechaun	World War III
Yo Mama's Teeth	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama and a rat	Clinton's DNA
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd...	Ancient Chinese Torture	We're Studying Hard	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tattoo
Al Gore's Piercings	Give Him What He Wants