You So Ugly

You so ugly, your mama put you next to a piece of crap and said "Twins!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

President Clinton & the Pope	Clinton and a lightbulb	Counting Condoms	Stinkin' Proof
If Ever You're Choking...	Abstinence	The Last Southern Virgin	Olllllld Lawyer
Yo mama's So Stinky	Jew Unit	Line of Blondes	Yo Mama's So Poor
Blonde Luck	In the back woods of Arkansas...	The Ages of Man	Hey fatty
What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Leper Stew	Dog Days	Louisiana Heritage
In a murder trial...	Hey Hey Fat Mama	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	A blonde was cooking dinner
Yo mama's...Fat	What Didja Learn?	Yo mama's So Ugly	You Might Be Tough
Clinton & A Screwdriver	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Your mom is so stupid...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped
Air Head on a Beer	Beware the Blonde Terrorist	Sensitive Men	Yo mama's So Poor
Birdy	Greek Navy	Political Pampers	Thermos and Blonde
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Man and Pharmacist	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	Bush Fans
Southern Values	J.Lo and doorknobs	People Really Said These Things In Court	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father
You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene	Chilling with the Eskimo