You So Ugly

You so ugly, your mama put you next to a piece of crap and said "Twins!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Good Year	Your teeth are so busted...
Yo mama's So Poor	Call Me Back	Talking Italian	Yo mama's So Ugly
String Theory	Clinton & KFC	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Gorilla in Heat
Clinton & KFC	Yo mama's So Small	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	B-Day Sex
Blonde's Backseat	Constipated Accountant	Yo mama's So Poor	Redneck Baby
Yo mama's So Stupid	A Horse Walks Into a Bar	Yo mama so fat...	Sex and Dieting
Monster Valentine	Blonde Nurse	Popularity Is A Relative Term	Grandma's Birthday
Blonde Test	Holiday	Yo mama's So Ugly	SF Pregnancy Rate
Blonde's Salon	Breakfast of Champions	Blonde Multiple Orgasms	Elephant...Cherry Tree
A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Yo Mama's So Poor	Dick 2 Balls	Doctor Demented
It's What's For Dinner	Braggadocio	How To Sell Lawnmowers	Sneezy
Ice Cream	Blonde Nurse	Spitfire	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie
Gone Camping	Perspective Lawyers