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Bird and Bloke
 
Bloke: Would you shag me for a million pounds?
Bird: Yes.
Bloke: Would you shag me for a fiver?
Bird: No, what do you take me for?
Bloke: I've already figured that one out. I'm just figuring out the price.

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