Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise

Yo mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on asprin.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Carpet	Al Gore's Piercings	Hands and Knees	Blonde's Twinkle
What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom	Rosebud
Lawyer Stamps	Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Adam Talks All About Eve	Question...Sex Change
Yo mama's So Poor	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Blonde Riding Shotgun	You Work for the Government When:
Yo mama's So Hairy	Clinton -vs- Titanic	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Swinging Redneck
Martian Sex	Work Blows	Redneck on the Roof	Yo mama's So Stupid
Hot Enough For You?	Out of T.P.	Grandma's Birthday	Yo mama's...Fat
A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already	The Blind Guy Polemic	Getting Weighed
Roadkill	One day a hunter was walking...	Yo Mama's So Small	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	No Arms, No Legs... Urinal	Very Helpful Blonde Inventions
Paying the Price of Marriage	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father	Definitely	MasterCard For Men
Yankees and the Lightbulb	White House Visitors	Horny Old Ladies	Blondes and Cops
Yo mama's So Stupid	Rules of the South