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Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball

 
Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortuneteller of some local repute.  In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this,
so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow.  Your husband will die a
violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the
woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. 
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.  She simply had to know.  She met the fortuneteller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.

"Will I be acquitted?"

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